Team Hot Dog - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Team Hot Dog - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Hot Dog changed everything. He trotted onto this farm and turned the whole circus upside down — and honestly? We wouldn't have it any other way. This is the official uniform of everyone who gets it.
Printed on the classic heavy cotton tee: 100% cotton (heathers are a cotton/poly blend), sturdy unisex fit, the kind of shirt that survives farm chores and still looks good at the grocery store. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low — Finn has not personally tested this, but we trust the process.
Printed near you in the US, Canada, UK, EU or Australia — local shipping rates, your currency at checkout. Every order feeds the herd (literally — hay isn't free). Not happy with it? We'll make it right.
Have a Finntastic Day!
Size chart (inches)
Measured flat. Width is armpit to armpit — double it for the full chest measurement.
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.
Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean