{"product_id":"spit-happens-unisex-heavy-cotton-tee","title":"Spit Happens- Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpit happens.\u003c\/strong\u003e Usually on your favourite jacket, occasionally at a rival llama, and — per farm policy — never on this shirt (we checked). The official motto of everyone who's worked with llamas for more than eleven minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on the classic heavy cotton tee: 100% cotton (heathers are a cotton\/poly blend), sturdy unisex fit. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted near you in the US, Canada, UK, EU or Australia — local shipping rates, your currency at checkout. Every order feeds the herd (literally — hay isn't free). Not happy with it? We'll make it right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHave a Finntastic Day!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize chart (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeasured flat. 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